Cosmetology

Dear Women,

I just have to say, that your view on Make-up and Cosmetic Surgery upsets me. I’m not directing this to anyone in particular so I’m not sucking up, this just how I feel. You really were born perfectly just the way you are, I see no need to change or cover-up any part of the natural you. And most of your retorts back to this are, “I do it for myself.” This makes me more sad that you yourself don’t see you as naturally beautiful and perfect the way that you were when you woke up in the morning. (Okay, fine, brush your hair because no one likes a hornet’s nest on their head.) But truth be told, you all look fantastic first thing in the morning, right after working out and even when you haven’t slept in days. You want to do something that you do simply for yourself? Go get a gelatto and a foot massage. Bam. Lawyered.

Sincerely,
Hopeless Romantics